Previous Teams that Led to the Creation of the Suicide Squad
The Despondent Detachment The Plaintive Patrol The Melancholy Militia The Bleak Battalion The Really-I’m-Fine Regiment The Paxil Platoon The Ennui Echelon The Doleful Division The There’s-No-God Garrison The Angst Armada The Saturnine Sortie The Morose Marines The Inconsolable Infantry The Bummer Brigade The Cutting-MySelf-to-get-Attention Corps The Woeful Wing The Forlorn Fleet The...
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So here we are, Mister Superman, just you and I, face to face on the crumbling veranda of my ancestral home. It’s very kind of you to respond so promptly to my threats to kill you. It speaks well of your character. Care for a bourbon? This will be my ninth. You have some catching up to do. You must be pondering why I, Tennessee Williams, noted American playwright, would call you out, why...
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ATTEN-SHUN! I’m your commanding officer, Colonel Pod-Based-Espresso-Machine. We are about to embark on a critical black-ops psychological warfare mission. Make no mistake – this is a fight for our very way of life. And not all of you are going to survive. It’s been six months since Phil and Betsy broke up, and Phil is dangerously close to regaining his self-esteem. He’s dressing...
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